IGWETCIYM Towel
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Bring the laughs to the links with this hilarious golf towel featuring the cheeky slogan, "If Golf Was Easy, They’d Call It Your Mom." Perfect for golfers who love a bit of banter on the course, this towel is made from super-absorbent microfiber, ideal for cleaning your clubs and hands with ease. It’s lightweight, quick-drying, and comes with a durable carabiner clip to easily attach to any golf bag. Whether you're teeing off or stuck in the rough, this towel is the perfect blend of function and funny.
Great as a gift for golfers who don’t take themselves too seriously, it’s a must-have accessory for weekend warriors, golf dads, and anyone who enjoys a bit of trash talk between swings. Ideal for birthdays, Father’s Day, or as a stocking stuffer, this novelty golf towel is sure to turn heads at your local club. Make every round a little less serious—and a lot more fun.
- Unleash laughter on the green - a great Microfibre Waffle Towel, which is an essential golf accessories for men.
- High-quality towel with reversible prints – hilarious golf accessories. Black on one side, white on the other.
- A great conversation starter - this golf towel adds humor and personality to any golf bag.
- The best golf gifts – unique, and thoughtful. Perfect for birthdays, Father's Day, or just because.
- Ensure you're not only the golfer with the best shot but also the golfer with the best golf towel. Size: 60cm x 40cm.
FAQ
How long is shipping?
Everything ordered before 2pm will be shipped same day. We offer free shipping and express shipping options.
Do you ship worldwide?
In certain circumstances, we can ship to countries other than the UK & USA. Please email us info@shankergolf.com and the team will happily assist you.
Can we customise products?
Currently, all our products are sold as they are and we don't have the ability to add customisations.
Is your packaging discreet?
Our products currently ship in blank cardboard boxes, meaning recipients will not be aware of what they are receiving.
How To Return My Items?
To initiate a return, please email info@shankergolf.com and we will process a refund & arrange the return labels for you.
Welcome to Shanker Golf!
Shanker Golf is a golf brand. It makes golf stuff. Sometimes that golf stuff is quite funny. You can buy the stuff as gifts for your friends. Or use said stuff to make golf more fun. Or less painful. It’s pretty simple really.
There is no fluffy mission or wanky purpose to what we do. We're here to make people laugh, which makes the world better, briefly.
We started Shanker Golf because it's fun to take the piss out of golfers. The Shankers among us. They love golf so much, spend hours of their lives at it, but are still terrible. People seemed to agree, so we kept making more ridiculous golf things. Somehow, people kept buying them. We couldn’t believe it!
Since then, we’ve done a lot of stupid things with the money, like create an entire range dedicated to OnlyFans (Cease and desist proudly on the mantlepiece), made headcovers that look like beers, and create camo golf balls that are impossible to find. We also spend way too much time arguing about what we should do next.
For now, we’ll continue to do what we do best - make the best funny golf products possible - and it’s great to have you on the journey!
See you in the rough!
Elliott